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Well that set me off thinking about Britney Spears "Oops, I did it again." And that quickly became a parody which, if you can picture me dressed up and singing this version, might actually be funny as a classic denial of obvious opposites.
I'm not bold enough to put up a video of myself publicly, so here's the deal: Anyone who dares me (by kissing or commenting on this post) will be given the link to a video of my performance after it happens (I need some practice, but shooting for next weekend).
If anyone has suggestions for more humorous (or humiliating) lyrics, please share your ideas. Or, you can just pull up Britney on you-tube and enjoy singing along.
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Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
I think I did it again
I made you believe, this isn't a trend.
Oh baby
It might seem like too much
But it doesn't mean, that I'm out of touch
'Cause to lose all my man parts
That's not what you wanted for me
Oh baby, baby
Oops, I did it again.
I put on a dress, got lost on the town.
Oh baby, baby
Oops, you think I'm a girl,
That my mind will unfurl.
I'm not that in to it.
You see my problem is this
I'm swishing away
Squishing my manhood until it submits.
I cry, watching the days
Can't you see I'm a girl in so many ways
But to lose all my manhood
That's not what you wanted for me
Oh baby, oh
Oops, I did it again.
I put on your clothes, got lost on the town.
Oh baby, baby
Oops, you think I'm a girl,
That my mind will unfurl.
I'm not that in to it.
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Oops I, did it again, played the part.
Got lost, like a dame, Oh baby
Oops you, think I might cut off my nuts.
I'm not that in to it.
Oops, I did it again.
I dressed like a tart, got lost on the town.
Oh baby, baby
Oops, you think I'm a girl,
That my mind will unfurl.
I'm not that in to it.
Oops, I did it again.
Put on some girl art, got lost on the town.
Oh baby, baby
Oops, you think I'm a girl,
That my mind will unfurl.
I'm not that in to it.
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