Holding Mommy's hand on one side, card in the other, you toddle along the sidewalk to your friend, Renee's, house. You can hear shrieks and yells coming through the door as Mommy rings the doorbell, but when the door opens the sound of the children inside is so loud you can hardly hear anything at all.
"Hello, little one," shouts Renee's mom, "welcome to Renee's Potty Party!" She's a nice lady. She gives you juice and yummy cookies when you play with Renee, and she changes your diaper right away when you are uncomfy. "You have to wait a bit to say hi to Renee, she's in a time-out." Uhoh, you can see Renee in the corner, nose to the wall. You know it's her because of the pretty pink tutu she has on. She's in trouble again! And you can see she has a very saggy diaper on beneath her tutu.
Now Renee's mom is yelling at Mommy over the noise. "I'm sorry, but a certain little girl flushed diapers down every toilet in the house so there won't be any special potty lessons today, but we have all this food and cake and punch, and all the kids are here, so I'll just have to make do." That rhymes with number two! and you giggle. "At least we have enough diapers in every size, we can't get a plumber till tomorrow."
You break away from Mommy and run into the house. Where's the cake? What games? You see your friends from nursery school. You see Renee in the corner. What do you do?