PG In the Beginning
A cute telling of Creation
Posted on
Add A New Story
In the Beginning


In the beginning GOD created the Bit and the Byte. And from those he created the Word.


And there were two Bytes in the Word; and nothing else existed. And God separated the One from the Zero; and he saw it was good.


And God said - Let the Data be; And so it happened.


And God said - Let the Data go to their proper places.


And he created floppy disks and hard disks and compact disks.


And God said - Let the computers be, so there would be a place to put floppy disks and hard disks and compact disks. Thus God created computers and called them hardware.


And there was no Software yet. But God created programs; small and big... And told them - Go and multiply yourselves and fill all the Memory.


And God said -I will create the Programmer; And the Programmer will make new programs and govern over the computers and programs and Data.


And God created the Programmer; and put him at Data Center;


And God showed the Programmer the Catalog Tree and said, "You can use all the volumes and subvolumes but DO NOT USE WINDOWS."


And God said - It is not Good for the programmer to be alone. He took a bone from the Programmer's body and created a creature that would look up at the Programmer; and admire the Programmer; and love the things the Programmer does; And God called the creature: the User.


And the Programmer and the User were left under the naked DOS and it was Good.


But Bill was smarter than all the other creatures of God. And Bill said to the User - Did God really tell you not to run any programs ?


And the User answered - God told us that we can use every program and every piece of Data but told us not to run Windows or we will die.


And Bill said to the User - How can you talk about something you did not even try. The moment you run Windows you will become equal to God. You will be able to create anything you like by a simple click of your mouse.


And the User saw that the fruits of the Windows were nicer and easier to use. And the User saw that any knowledge was useless - since Windows could replace it.

So the User installed the Windows on his computer; and said to the Programmer that it was good.


And the Programmer immediately started to look for new drivers.



And God asked him, "What are you looking for?"


And the Programmer answered, "I am looking for new drivers because I can not find them in the DOS."



And God asked, "Who told you need drivers? Did you run Windows?"


And the Programmer said, "It was Bill who told us to!"


And God said to Bill, "Because of what you did you will be hated by all the creatures. And the User will always be unhappy with you. And you will always sell Windows."


And God said to the User, "Because of what you did, the Windows will disappoint you and eat up all your Resources; and you will have to use lousy programs; and you will always rely on the Programmers help."


And God said to the Programmer, "Because you listened to the User you will never be happy. All your programs will have errors and you will have to fix them and fix them to the end of time."


And God threw them out of the Universal Data Center and locked the door and secured it with a password.


GENERAL PROTECTION FAULT

Last Post
3592 views
7 posts
These lovely people support all the features in Sissy Kiss to contribute to our community! So it would help so much if you could check them out, and say your from Sissy Kiss. Some even give discounts, or free gifts by mentioning it!
 
Add your message here..
 
TiresiasRex
Hah! Nicely done.

And maybe it's time for a divine REBOOT.
Reply
Quote
SissyDesiree
This explains everything! :-)
- Sissy Desiree

Reply
Quote
 
 
vdgirl22
seems windows is being picked on, hey apple and macontosh bothe have the same problems and its even worse trying to combine the 2 with windows. also i kinda felt a lil disoriented with the fact that god was brought up seemed religious to me, unless god was something that isnt a iconic figure of the spiritual sense. but all in all it was good, but these are my opinions on this, dont take them as a fact.
Reply
Quote
Miki Yamuri


 seems windows is being picked on, hey apple and macontosh both have the same problems and its even worse trying to combine the 2 with windows. also i kinda felt a lil disoriented with the fact that god was brought up seemed religious to me, unless god was something that isnt a iconic figure of the spiritual sense. but all in all it was good, but these are my opinions on this, dont take them as a fact.  




Well ... since Bill Gates did steal the original Windows code from Apple ... and since he also stole the original DOS code from its original programmer ... and since Sun Microsystems was the very first company that actually was able to put a stop to them doing it on the virtual machine to the fact Microtrash had to write Windows 98.8 to accommodate the Supreme Court loss to Sun Microsystems ... hummm ... a little poking fun at Windows is actually in order.

This was posted to make people smile a bit ... not to be taken seriously.


With Love

Miki
  


The best thing about my life is being Lisa's Pet Babydoll


Reply
Quote
 
 
Little Bo Peep


 the fact that god was brought up seemed religious to me, unless god was something that isnt a iconic figure of the spiritual sense.  


The Flying Spaghetti Monster in eternal wisdom laughs from on high dare you not heed the word.

And the word is Unix.


Little Bo Peep
Fancy Free & Frilly
Not following the sheep

~*Cliques*~

 
Reply
Quote
Jennifer Funshine
Thanks for posting this cute little story Miki, this really made me smile :)
I thoughtfully enjoyed the comparisons here because a lot of it is true... and this is coming
from someone who has been using various Windows operating systems since forever, lol.
Reply
Quote
 
What kind of post would you like to make?
Topic
Video
Audio
Image
Story
To post certain kinds of posts, like images, audios, or videos you need to be signed in first.