NEWS FLASH: New company in town proposes a revolutionary way for discipline 

Yesterday, new company Back2Basics Inc. launched its new and improved reform method for rebellious teenagers.  

“Everybody knows that teenagers are difficult do deal with, acting out is part of grow up. It is important for parents to set boundaries and make their kids to respect those boundaries. Most of the time parents do a great job but there are some cases where the teenager’s attitude becomes overwhelming for the parent and suddenly, they can’t control them anymore.”

Teenagers do not seem to understand firm boundaries are for their own good. They think they know better than the parents and end up getting into trouble such as dropping out of school, early pregnancies, substance abuse, problems with law enforcement, etc.

Parents want their children to be safe and happy. But sometimes children need to be reminded on the hard way.”

Said B2B CEO Ericka Van Derrin.

B2B’s treatment uses the technology of the Shrink Ray, developed 2 years ago to treat severe conditions; especially certain types of cancer uncurable until this invention arrived.

A standard medical Shrink Ray is modified to limit the miniaturization capability to 25”, the average size of a 6-month-old.

Parents will not be capable to shrink their kids back to the size of toddlers or babies, and treat them as such so they can rebuild their bonds from the very beginning.

The treatment also includes especial manufactured baby food that will make the teenager lose control of bladder/bowels for them to learn to be dependable of their parents to clean and feed them as when they were little… ehem, younger.

When signing up for the treatment parents would receive a shrink ray, a supply of especial baby food that is supposed to last for the entire treatment (18 months to 2 years), a manual step by step and a card that will allow them to buy baby supplies at a discounted prize.

“My own son was such a troublemaker, but after 2 years as my little baby he was able to put his stuff together and now he is doing great at school and looking forward to get into a good college.” Declared the B2B CEO Erika Van Derrin.

“The treatment is a 100% warrantied to turn your troublesome teenager into great young men and women. The new pillars of the community.”

If the treatment shows to be effective during the first 2 years there’s a possibility law enforcement would be interested in working with B2B but only time would tell.

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