1)Wear your undies and matching bra under whatever clothes you choose to wear.
2) Pack at least 2 bras with an underwire in your carry-on bag.
3) Paint your toenails hot pink or bright red
4) Pack the nail polish, some lipstick, female deodorant, tampons and the rest of your make-up in a clear quart size bag in your carry-on luggage. Be sure to take this out of your bag when you go through security.
5) Wear see-thru pantyhose and/or no socks so everyone sees your painted toenails when you go through security at the airport.
6) Pack a vibrator in your carry-on bag. The screeners know what they look like.
7) Put two large bottles of shampoo in your carry-on bag and "forget" to take them out at security. This way they will be sure to search your bag.
Have a nice trip.
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