???: *Ahem!*
...!!! I'm here for a reason you know!
???: *sighs*
You see, I'm here to share some stories about myself, for me and my daddy have so great stories to share. That's it, bye-bye!
???: HIRO!!!
FINE! My daddy said I looked "lonely" because I'm always playing by myself, so he recommended some websites for me to hang out on, and I felt like choosing this one... I guess I should tell everyone a little more about myself now, I guess...
I's a naughty abdl punk rocker, and sometimes get spanked for the things I do. I like to cross-dress to make my daddy smile sometime when he feels down. He likes it a lot, and will sometimes hugs and kisses me for it. My daddy is also my boyfriend, in case you didn't know that. His name is Ongakumaru ("Ongaku" means music. ♪) Kagamai. We are also a horny couple, so some of our stories may include... things. Another thing, though we are very open, we will NEEEEVER ever, ever, EEEEVER show pictures of our real self. EVER.
...Well that's all, for now. If you have any questions just ask!
... Bye! ♪
(P.S. if you like a certain animé character(that's a guy.) and want us to draw a diaper on them, or edit it to make it look like a totally different scene... with a character wearing a diaper, experiencing infantism, or, for some reason, having an accident (I've been wanting to do draw that for a while, for some reason...) then ask me and I MIGHT be able to edit the pic, but ONLY if it's a picture from a scene of an animé episode. ♪)
???: *starts snoring*
...Who the HELL are you?!?!