I was passing through the neighborhood, and your locale caught my eyes. I thought I heard some babies through the window, and decided to step in and take a peek! I'm your local Steampunk* gir.. **oops** I mean, lady! And an avid student of female sensuality!
If you find my speech somewhat curious, it's because I'm a bit of a time traveler. You see, I'm in your time line because a bit of an accident with Prof. Goldermot's Time Travel Machine (*oh dear I hope I'm explaining myself*). My home is in Victorian England, the college township of Oxford to be precise, between the Cherwell and Thames. So this is the proper way for a lady to express herself *adjusts bustle dress.* I hope you don't find this too distracting!
Aah yes! There's that bit about my gender... Well I am very much a product of Prof. Goldemort's evil mind... born a hetero male and part machine, but with a penchant for wearing ladies clothes and a streak of bi-curiosity *blushes*. "A complete transformation takes time" the good professor says... *rolls eyes*
But enough about myself.. I'm very pleased to meet you!
Lady Mechanika
*If you have a bit of a problem telling what Steampunk is you can look at this link: *wink*
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steampunk