What is worse is that the house is full of Christmas goodies and she knows I can't resist them. I think she's deliberately trying to fatten me up! She comes home and tries to guess what I ate by patting my tummy!
Today she said that if I have to pee I need to wet my panties. How am I supposed to make it 8 hours until she comes home?
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