HAY GUYZ DIS IZ MAI STOIRE I HPE U LIK IT!!!!!!1
by Remmy
Once upon a time, when the general rules of human physiology and logic were too drunk
to do their jobs, a girl named Mandy woke up in her bed. Mandy was a beautiful girl who had
beautiful hair and beautiful eyes and a beautiful smile that was very beautiful. She was also
very small for her age, which people thought was cute even though her small size was propably
caused by some horrific, incurable disease. She was also a girl, which meant she had BIG
HONKING BOOBS and a VAGINA!!!!1 Every day when she woke up she would put on a top hat and
dance and dance and dance, becuase she was named Mandy and that's what Mandies do. Today was
different, though because she realized that sometime during the night before, SHE'D WET THE BED!
"OH NO! I HAVE WET THE BED!" Screamed Mandy. Suddenly, the door exploded and
Mandy's mommy walked in with a rocket launcher.
"AH HA! My parental radar was correct! You've been a bad, naughty, SEXY little
girl, Mandy! Now, bend over so I can SPANK YOU!" She said. She then took Mandy by the wrist and
spanked her ass with the severed head of Bill Cosby.
"If you decide to act like a baby, you'll BE A BABY! You're going to wear DIAPERS
little Ms. PeePee McPee!"
"OH NO!" Mandy exclaimed. She cried becuase diapers were embarassing and bad for
the environment. Mandy's Mommy then put her into her diapers, a process described in plodding,
unreasonably precise detail.
"Now that you are wearing diapers, it's time for your BA BA!" Mandy's mommy then
took a bottle and aimed the nipple for her daughter's mouth, but somehow missed and shoved it
up her ass.
"Why are you doing this?" Mandy cried, tears welling in her eyes. "Becuase I
HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO!" Screamed Mandy's Mommy maniacally.
A knock then echoed from the door, and LO! There was Cindy, one of Mandy's
classmates who was also a girl with BIG HONKING BOOBS (Vagina status unknown)!!!1
"Oh, what a surprise! It is cindy! Mandy's babysitter!" Mandy then gasped,
becuase this was a shocking plot developement. "But how could you have hired a baby sitter
if you'd only started babying me just this morning?" Mandy queried.
"Oh, that's simple! I just AAAAAAAAAAUGH!" That was the last thing Mandy's Mommy
said, becuase she was thereafter carried out through the window by millions of baby Pterydactyls.
"Hello Mandy, I'm your babysitter!" Cindy said. "Hi, I'm Mandy." There was an
awkward silence, and then a loud "BOOM" as Mandy's diaper exploded with ****.
"Looks like someone needs a diaper change!" Cindy, giggled. Mandy giggled too,
and then they both had sex. While they were there on the Kitchen table, naked, nude, and
otherwise unclothed, Mandy said "You know what? I think I like diapers and being a baby. From
now on, I think i'll wear them forever and ever and ev- WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"
And then the world exploded.
The End.
Comments are welcome, UNLESS THEY ARE COMMENTS CONSTRUCTIVELY CRITICIZING MY STORY, BECUASE
MY STORY IS TOO AWESOME TO NEED ANY IMPROVEMENT AND ANYTHING YOU SAY IS JUST STUPID AND
HURTFUL!!!!11 IF YOU CRITICIZE MY STORY I WILL TAKE MY STORY OFF THE BOARD BECAUSE THIS BOARD
IS OBVIOUSLY HERE FOR PEOPLE TO EJACULATE THEIR PRAISE ALL OVER ME WITHOUT ACTUALLY SAYING
ANYTHING CONSTRUCTIVE ABOUT IT EVEN THOUGH THE RULES CLEARLY STATE OTHERWISE!!!!!!!!1111one.
The moral of this story? Please stop recycling the same plot while ever subtly changing the
title and the name of the main character. Thank you.
