And here I thought you were such a sweet little girl, Lavender! I'm glad to learn you have a kinky side. That's an image I won't forget!

But here's one that's even harder to forget. Ever seen a circus performer who holds on with her teeth as she spins overhead?

So tie the tampon string to an overhead hook, hoist yourself up, and spin around.

If you can do that -- especially while doing naughty things to yourself! -- then you have awesome muscle control.

No need! I ducked. I've had plenty of practice.

My friends have learned not to drink coffee while I'm talking. Or while reading my posts or email. Unfortunately, they usually learn that after they've destroyed a laptop.

Tempting as it sounds, I'll pass on experimenting with tampons. Sure, it's just a tampon, but it's a bit too symbolic of ... ah, other things that I'd rather not have inserted there.

I know becomingkimberly said that "It will always come back out when you poop." However, I can't help but suspect that "what goes up" doesn't always "come down." At least not without medical assistance. There's got to be a reason why "bottle return" is ER slang!

Hey, but there are lots of things I'm too chicken to do. So if it works for you gals, keep it up!

Keep it up. Very good pun