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 Hello! This thread is all about Sex toys reviews. I found that a lot of members here were seeking advice, and I myself are always have to think about it thoroughly before I buy a toy, because -honestly- they are pretty expensive for just a piece of plastic...
 It always makes me mad when I buy a toy and find out its crap. I use it once and of course I keep it because it was so damn expensive. Other Toys I use quite often, like: all the time... Its hard to tell in advance if a toy is gonna be fun or not... and it never has to do anything with the price...
 So please help us by adding your best or worst toy here!
TIP: add more than one pic in case a link breaks. Pictures should be easy to find on the www!

 I´ll go first showing my favourite toy:


Its pretty big, and I was disappointed, because it wouldnt fit no matter how hard I tried
, AT FIRST! But I did excite me to just try to fit it in, until.... one day.... it DID fit! Boy, was I happy and proud that day. I was having MONTHS of fun with this one. Those 17,95 were very well spent.
===Triple AAA!!=== 
Before anyone asks: no, I dont need to wear diapers now. 
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rainbow24
it good, I never see that anal drops big plug. I better like this one.
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Silkyanon
In the UK Ann Summers do a nice blue ribbed butt plug that is quite a managable size but still very exciting, I cant remember how much it cost as I was in a big hurry to get it paid for and get out of the shop when I bought mine as I was getting knowing looks from the shop assistants.  
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Baby Bobby__
I have two questions;

1. How long can you wear it without it becoming painful?

2. Does it stay in or tend to want to push itself out?
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SissyJessy
I just got a few toys myself, once I have some time testing them out, I will post up a few reviews!




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SuzieBrave


 I have two questions;

1. How long can you wear it without it becoming painful?

2. Does it stay in or tend to want to push itself out?  




1.- not too long, 10 to 20 min. (I never tried to set up a record here)
2.- once its in, you will have to push real hard to get it out.

The size can be intimidating, I know. (Its about 8cm in diameter) Beginners might wanna try a little smaller version.
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Sis_C
I have three toys I have been using, two of which are only a month old. I have a fourth but its old and I am looking to replace it, that is I dont use it anymore.

First toy is one I have had for just over a year now


Its roughly 8.5 inches long with around 6.5 inches insertable and is 1 7/8 in diameter.
This was not my first dildo, it was my third, and I do not recommend it for a beginner. Even having used dildos before, it took me a couple weeks to insert this thing all the way. I tell you what, It was mindblowing trying though. In the beginning I could barely get the head inside me before I exploded!! After practice, and of course lots and lots of lube I could get it in, but its still a bit big, so I dont use it as much anymore, only if I am feeling the need for it. Some days are just better than others. It also has a suction cup for hands free use, the suction cup works well as long as it is kept dry, other wise it tends to slide easy.

The next one is a new favorite of mine


This buttplug is quite amazing, I would recommend it to everyone, but I stress its not really for beginners. Not only does it vibrate, but it also inflates. I still have not inflated it all the way, as I am afraid of doing damage. I have however inflated it somewhat, and the sensations are indescribable. I have not used this for more than a half hour at a time, as I dont like leaving them in as of yet. Its 4 3/4 inches long, with 4 inches insertable, and is 1 3/4 in diameter. It inflates to roughly 4 to 5 inches in diameter, but i dont think I have inflated it past 2 - 3 inches. I never actually measured the inflated diameter, I will maybe do that sometime and up date this. The vibrator on this is not very loud and has some decent power, when you inflate it you loose some of the vibration, but you can still feel it nicely.

The last one I have is the following


I bought this one as a smaller alternative for the pleasureskin one.
It is 8 3/4 inches long with 6 inches insertable. It is 1 5/8 inches in diameter, which is a lot easier to insert vs the larger sizes. It has a suction cup on it, but it doesnt work, which is a HUGE disappointment. I would recommend this to people for size wise, and if your not interested in a suction cup dildo this will probably work for you. Its not really big, but big enough to have fun with. The only thing I dont like about it is the suction cup not working, I like hands free, and I wanted to stick it to my medicine ball to ride it for fun. (done this with the pleasure skin, OMG the few times I have done that was incredible. The only problem is the ball I got only has a very small space to put the suction cup on, and with my back problems I have a very hard time staying balanced on it. I might have to do another post on how I put together the medicine ball plus suction cup dildo.

Hope this helps, ill try to answer any other questions you might have.

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SuzieBrave
 
About the inflatable buttplug: I have the same kinda one (rubber, black, vibration), but i didnt find it that exciting. It does make you feel "full", but thats about it. You dont get the prostate massage feeling with that one...(But thats just me)
 
About the other two: I usually buy stuff that is alittle more "abstract", but i thought about buying some dildo in a more natural design. I bet its exciting having the balls touching your rim...The suction cup is convincing, too. Its better to have both hands free. Can be distracting to handle two things at once when you know what I mean...


I think ill buy one just like that soon!

 





Now heres another toy I´m quite fond of:
(These arent exactly the same, but design is quite similar. Its just important that its not too thick)


I use the double dildo more as a tool than a toy: before playing, after the bowel movement, I use it to push up whats left all the waaay up. Its a quite clean procedure. That way you will have hours of fun without having to worry to make a mess...
One thing I would ike to add: If you insert it, you reach a point where you think it cant go any further. Just keep breathing deeply, and keep on pushing gently! It might feel a little wierd, but its the cleanest way to clean your butt, believe me!
I dont remember the price, though. Should be around $20.
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SuzieBrave
Ah, what the hell, I´ll just show you girls all my toys at once now. I sorted them by ranking, sortof... favourites top right...





for reference, in case you have questions about them:
1 -pink snake -not so much a toy, but a tool to push the mess waay up yours before play (works perfectly!)
2 -black monster (rubber) -I usually start playing with this one!
3 -anal drops -great feeling, just be careful inserting
4 -the PLUG (rubber) -I love humping this one. Prostate milking guaranteed!
5 -butt sword (hard with soft sleeve) -I bought this one recently, its quite sexy!
6 -torpedo (soft material) -shape of the tip kinda hurts, material cheap and wearing off :( . 5 Bucks are OK, though
7 -iceberg (hard) -feels great at first, but hurts after a while.
8 -clear dick (very soft) -too soft, actually. cant feel a thing
-next row-
9 -sphincter boy
-this one isnt too bad, I should use it more often
10 -clear sleeve (soft) -too soft
11 -blue snake
-its pretty long, but thats about all
12 -vibrator -this ones kinda stronger than others
13 -beads-pull em out slow
14 -blue finger
15 -blue one
(soft) -my first toy. I kinda grew out of this one
16 -inflatable plug (rubber)

I generally dont like the toys that are too soft, i wanna feel something....Then again the ones with veins can feel uncormfortable after a while, so its the rubberlike and plain ones I recommend...
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Clockwise from top left.

Inflatable vibrating butt plug. I actually love this toy, but I don't use it much. I find it rather hard to get in, because I'm pretty tight, but once it is in, it is a lot of fun. I've inflated it a lot to the point that the inflatable portion has deformed. It makes me feel very full, and with the vibrations, while it won't milk your prostate, I still find it feels very good. If you don't touch yourself, it is very frustrating. I'd definitely recommend one, I love it.

Small butt plug. My first plug. I was a beginner, so I got a small one. This one is much too small. It slips out of my way too easily, and will not stay in. Wouldn't recommend.

Vibrator. My first toy. The vibrations are "meh" and I don't like the texture on it. I find it too rigid. I haven't used it in a very long time. It has no grip, so it's kind of hard to use. I wouldn't recommend.

Aneros. I had read it was easy to have a handfree orgasm with this. I have never experienced that, but maybe I just haven't practiced enough. I don't use this enough. Once in, it stays in, and it does hit the prostate and feels very good. The only thing is, the tab that presses into the perineum gets very uncomfortable, especially if you want to leave it in and go about your day. Mostly when you sit down. Not worth full price, but I got it on clearance for cheap, so I guess it is worth it. I wish it lived up to the hype though.

Double vibrating bullets. I got these for really cheap. The remote feels very cheaply made, but these are incredibly strong on max setting. Put one or both inside you, one in a playmate and one in yourself, or use one inside, and one outside for extra stimulation. This is probably my favorite toy right now. I actually quite like this, would recommend, either the 1 bullet, or the dual like this one.

A cockring. It has a dangling bit that says "Blowme". I've worn it on my own, and really, meh. Although if someone else were wearing it and I was blowing them, I thing the dangling bit slapping my chin as I did so would be very humiliating, but fun. Very specific, I wouldn't recommend it really for a sissy, unless someone else is gunna be wearing it.

Brown Dildo with suction base. This one was cheap, it is just made of rubber I think. I think around 2 inches thick and 8 inches long, this thing is daunting to take all at once, and it isn't very rigid, so it can be a little tricky to get it. The suction cup works well enough. I don't use it very much because it is pretty big. Worth the cheap price, but I'd rather get a slightly smaller, realistic one. Would recommend if you're a size queen.

Pink T-Vibe. I only got this fairly recently, and only used it maybe 3 or 4 times. The remote feels very cheap. The vibrations are fairly strong, but it is jelly like, and therefore not great for prostate milking. I got it for less than $10, so decent for the price I guess. Probably wouldn't recommend
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SuzieBrave
About the "ANEROS": I´ve been considering to buy one of those, but I never saw one for a reasonable price (40!). I would definitely buy it if I could get a cheap one.

I think I should use the inflatable more often!
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I got my aneros for I think around $30 US brand new off eBay. Might want to check it out.
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SuzieBrave
 Can anybody tell me something about the "black cat"?
I´m considering to buy me one, not sure if its any good, seemed kinda small when I saw it in the store...

I once had one kinda like this:

the blue one is the one I had.
But it was disappointing. I disposed of that one...made me angry just looking at it.
 
Maybe I just expected too much.
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babie
yeah glad to see a prostate messager there in jessicas photo
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MissyRina
Its great to see so many wonderful toys. I'm just starting out so I don't have that many.
I also own the first dildo in Sis_C's post, Adam's wonderful cock. It's my first dildo, and since I'm a slut, I wanted something realistic and big. It really is realistic, and the closest I've been to sucking and playing with a cock. The thing really is huge. I can barely fit my mouth over the tip most of the time. However, I was able to get it all the way in my ass on the first day of using it after a couple tries. It feels great to have such a huge dick in my ass, but I'm still unable to keep in there for long or thrust it in and out much.
I recommend it for anyone who wants to feel girly and is ready for something big and realistic. I bought it at extremerestraints.com and the price is not too bad for something that big. I would like to get a smaller one for easier penetration.
I also bought a standard medium sized butt plug and anal beads there. The butt plug does a good job of filling me up. The anal beads are a little too small, and I mainly use it to "drain out the pipes" before I use the dildo.
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GirlyLana


 ...seemed kinda small when I saw it in the store...
 



Haha! That's awesome. You really are a turboslut. Heeheehee.  

This is a great thread too. I'll add some reviews if I can manage to not have people hovering nearby my screen!
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GirlyLana
Okay, by far my favorite is Bam!



It took a while to work up to... I had two smaller dildos before this (and first started with abstract, non-penis-looking ones). After this arrived I was agape (mouth not ass... at first), thinking "Wow that's huge". It took a week of playfulness before it popped in exquisitely.  

I recommend it for all girls looking for a substantial ride. The suction bottom is super! The material is stiff enough to be erect, but soft enough for comfort. It won't mush around if you decide to have a wild ride. I've glomped it onto doors and then pulled at the door to bang myself while bent over. Or ridden on stools. One downside is that its total length (suction and those big balls) makes it impractical to have it stuffed inside a diaper.

The material cleans well, and magnum condoms will fit. I've had it for several years and it's like new.

 

The "Swelled Head"...



This one was a challenge... I managed to get the head to pop in twice, after years of play beforehand, and hours of working up each time. The feeling was intense... it sucks in a little deeper after the "pop". But it was so much work... definitely wasn't worth the money for me! It is expensive! It's also made of vinyl, which I've realized isn't compatible with my body -- supposedly it's hypoallergenic, but something happens where vinyl toys cause me to get itchy.

 

I have an Aneros too, but similar experience as JessicaCD. I haven't used it enough (I guess) to get the amazing sensations from it... and the reason why is it's uncomfortable to keep in for long or to squeeze, because the thin 'arm' doesn't feel good against the perineum.

 

Lastly, an unusual 'toy': maxipads. I use these as padding on other toys, or I make plugs or dildos with them. I arrange them with the (plastic) sticky-side out... which is counter-intuitive perhaps. But lubrication of any kind just binds to the adhesive anyway and you have a slick, soft, plastic surface. This lets me build out any toy (or hairbrush, etc) to desired shape and thickness, while making a soft, cushiony layer. I also love pads and getting fucked by them drives me wild... especially when they're a pretty pink!  

I'm a bad wittle gurlie... sorry if I offend or freak out any good baby girls.
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SuzieBrave


 Okay, by far my favorite is Bam!



I recommend it for all girls looking for a substantial ride. The suction bottom is super! The material is stiff enough to be erect, but soft enough for comfort. It won't mush around if you decide to have a wild ride. I've glomped it onto doors and then pulled at the door to bang myself while bent over. Or ridden on stools. One downside is that its total length (suction and those big balls) makes it impractical to have it stuffed inside a diaper.
 





The door thing sounds like a good idea!
I think i´m gonna get me one of those suction bottom dicks tomorrow!
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GirlyLana


 The door thing sounds like a good idea!
I think i´m gonna get me one of those suction bottom dicks tomorrow!  




LOL!   Okay, but make sure it's a nice dick this time... maybe an actual human color too. Heehee.

And sweetie be careful! You can really go wild fucking yourself with a lever like a door! Oh, and make sure the door doesn't squeak, or all your neighbours will know there's some hot sex going on (but might figure it's a bed squeaking).  

Ride'em Suzie!
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SuzieBrave
 
I just looked it up on the www, found out "BAM" costs like 80,-! I spotted a cheaper one for 55,- and although I believe its a good dildo this still is an awful lot of money for a piece of plastic...
 
I looked for similar ones, but most of them are too small for me. I could buy me a smaller one for 19.99 and put the big "Clear Sleeve" (#10) on it, but that wouldnt be the real deal...
I got to think this over...(I have the feeling I'll buy it in the end.)
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GirlyLana
I think I payed $60, which was a lot, but well worth it. 80 Euros though! Wow! So long as you aren't starving and unable to pay rent, you probably won't regret it. From the size it sounds like you're taking, you're girly bottom wants this cock! Naughty, naughty... heehee.

I bought mostly from bigsextoystore.com, which now lists it at $90! So I guess the price has gone up. Wow... nearly a 5-star rating with almost 180 reviews though. The demand must have driven the price up. Oh, or maybe the new version (better antibacterial qualities) is more expensive... probably more "because people will still buy it" though.

A less expensive one I can recommend is this:


It's only 6.75" insertable, and 2.25" wide (7" circumference; sorry everything is inches!). But the suction is awesome and this dildo is very comfortable to bounce on (or do the door trick), right down to the balls.

Here's a link so you can read about it: http://www.bigsextoystore.com/cgi-bin/edatcat/BTSstore.cgi?user_action=detail&catalogno=SI-3011

Now, I get a little wild with my kinks... but maybe this would work for you to: I like to pad my dildos out (especially this one to make it bigger!)... using an old-style plastic-backed baby diaper, or maxipads.

If you're fetishes don't go that way, this might seem freaky or perverse, or... well, not appealing. I love the plastic and padding of diapers or pads. So having it fuck me is an extra turn-on. The way I use the pads is unintuitive: plastic (and adhesive) out. So you can wrap layers of pads (preferably thick, soft ones) around a dildo (or whatever else, even just a ball/dildo/plug of pads). When you apply lube, it covers the adhesive, resulting in a smooth, slick, soft plastic surface. The plastic-backed diapers are a bit of a rare-commodity now. So I don't know if that's practical. Another thing you can do is cover with a condom -- then you could even use cloth or something as extra padding.

Whatever you do, I hope you have fun at it!
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SuzieBrave
I went into a sexshop yesterday...no, wait, i was in two shops actually, until i found what i was looking for:

Its not exactly what i was looking for, I just bought the biggest dong with a suction base I could find. Now that I've tried it, I would like it to be just a little shorter and a little thicker. I cant slam it in all the way to the balls, because the last inch kinda hurts...But i´m still glad I bought it!!!
The material is PVC. apparently not ideal, but OK for the price (29.95 ). I had hours of fun with it yesterday! I tried that door thing you mentioned, and it was fun. Downside: I cant watch porn at the same time. Of course I was riding it till my thighs became weak, then later just pushed it in and out by hand.

I couldve bought a more ideal one online, but I just couldnt wait!

btw: is PVC "compatible" with Jelly material?
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GirlyLana


 I had hours of fun with it yesterday! I tried that door thing you mentioned, and it was fun. Downside: I cant watch porn at the same time.
 




Yay! Unf! UNF!!! Take it girl! Heehee

Do you have a door where you can be in view of a mirror? Now you remind me that when I do this I am all dressed up and watching myself get pounded in the mirror. I'm the porn!  

Or if you want to sit at your 'puter, you can make use of the suction to ride the cock... a stool works good for this, but anything with a suctionable surface at a comfortable height! Also, it should be heavy enough that you don't lift it with the dildo! This isn't the Sissy Olympics now!  



 
Of course I was riding it till my thighs became weak, then later just pushed it in and out by hand.
 




You could also use the heel of your foot if you're sitting down (or on hands and knees) and want different exercise.  



 
btw: is PVC "compatible" with Jelly material?
 




I tried to check, but couldn't find any definite answers. But jellies are often involved in the mutual-meltdown, so I'd try to keep them separate. I use old cotton shirts (cleaned!) to wrap my toys.

I'm happy for you and your new playmate!  
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Pudding
I had no idea Lana was such a nawty girl ♥ Makes me want to cuddle her up and learn her seekrits, gasp!
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babie
just 1 question about the double dildos can 2 use it together as in 1 using it up poopchute and a girl doing her at same time or would that be unsanitary
likes my fanny in warm hands and to be foundle by anyone you would like to play .
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GirlyLana


 I had no idea Lana was such a nawty girl ♥ Makes me want to cuddle her up and learn her seekrits, gasp!  




Ooooh! Heeheehee... hey, my seekrits aren't under my skirt!     Oh, maybe one is!

I'm too naughty... I haven't had a mistress to set me right! Total wildchilde!   Puddin's too cute.  
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