"Welcome to the Diaper Club sweetie! Here, we have all the amenities to pamper our baby pretty! We have the sweetest mommy you could ever want [top left] to give you all of the love only a mommy can provide. There's your cute playmate [top right], who you're going to have lots of fun with! She just can't wait to play with you! There's your babysitter who will feed you, change you and sing you to sleep! Sure, she's still in diapers herself, but that just means she knows how you feel! There's your big sister who looks after you and, occasionally, plays a few cute little pranks on you! Just make sure there's no vinegar on your pacifier before it's slipped into your mouth! Then, last but not least, there's me , your best friend! I'm so glad you came here, honey! You'll have lots of fun and all the love you need with your new family - The Diaper Club!"
EDIT: Sorry about the old, small pic guys. This one's bigger but not too good quality.