The chapter list
Chapter 1
THE NEXT CHAPTER FOR INSTRUCTIONS!
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LITTLE MISS MUFFET SAT ON A TUFFET
Hello!
Are you feeling a teeny weeny bit naughty?
Okay, but you must be patient, my pretty one.
Today we're in Nurseryland.
What a lot of lovely friends we're gonna meet.
Look how colorful and attractive the countryside lies!
Let's stop a while and admire the scenery- oooh!
As you crouch down on your tuffet....
(are you crouching down?)
Good, then guess what comes along to frighten you!
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4 or less- wait one minute scared, then throw again.
5 or 6- you feel excited & strip off
7- it's so hot, strip off
8 or 9- collect one bonus and throw again
10 to 12- Go to Special, below
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SPECIAL read on the story, after these:
IF A DOUBLE- gently touch your thing, then throw again
IF YOU HAVE A BONUS- wet yourself & lose 1 bonus
IF NONE OF THESE, you can strip off if you want.
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Oh, if you're funny about spiders, you had better do a little pee.
Along came a spider and frightened Miss Muffet away.
We'll run off too, let's go up the hill, so move on to 3 unless you're not naked, in which case go back to ** above and throw again.